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If plants could talk, they'd call the "The Clipper."  My presence is preceded by a deep rumbling, followed by swift blades that cut down the grass with no remorse.  Trees and bushes are not safer, either.  With ruthless efficiency, "The Clipper" moves in with her trademark hedgeclippers and clears them from her path.

Translation:  I mowed the lawn ( Read more... )